Too Slow T-Shirt
$30.00Price
Too Slow Tee - If You’re Not First, You’re Last!
Get ready to turn heads with the Too Slow tee, blending that funky Pew Lifestyle flair with a playful nod to speed. Whether you’re training to be the fastest on the range or just showing off your retro-cool style, this shirt delivers a fun reminder—step it up, or step aside! It’s all about keeping things light, but serious enough to let everyone know you’re here to win.
Expected to ship within 2 weeks
Keep your tee looking fresh, because you don’t want to suck at laundry either:
- Machine wash cold, like your heart on range day.
- Tumble dry low or hang it up—don’t act like you’re in a rush.
- Non-chlorine bleach only, because we’re here to make a statement, not a mess.
- Do not iron over the graphic (seriously, don’t be that guy).
- Dry cleaning? Nah, we’re not that fancy.
